Hey. Welcome to my first ever comedy chick post. I'm really aware that one's first ever post should make some sort of statement. And don't get me wrong - I'm really excited to have finally started it. At last I have a valid reason to spend so many hours trawling the wide, wide world of web... research! So, to quote the sage prophet, Yoda, 'excited I am!'
SO WHY THE HELL CAN'T I THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE?? Usually, I'm not exactly stuck for words. Hell - I can't even comment someone else's blog without writing a short story! So what's with this sudden poverty of ideas? I've picked the theme, and the color. I've paced. I've pumped myself with coffees. I've even distracted myself by spending 'quality time with the kids'. But nothing.
Oh shit. I get it. I've got 'blogger's block'! Which reminds me of one of my favourite scenes in that comedy classic 'Throw Momma From The Train'...Yep, that's right - to illustrate the frustration that only writers, and people pretending to be writer, and now bloggers everywhere, can truly know, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET OUT THE GOOD CRYSTAL. Billy Crystal, that is. Enjoy.
First post done. That's it and that's all.
Love your blog, darling.
Grat jokes about Doubya.
Almost inspires me do a mock speech for Doubya's awarding of his presidential medal to John Howard!
Dad
Posted by: dad | January 22, 2009 at 12:31 PM
I don't think anyone's first post ever is earth shattering. I often go back to the beginning of long standing blogs to see how they started out. Mostly, as inauspiciously as you would expect.
Posted by: Bells | February 20, 2009 at 02:08 PM